ThewitchEZ Restaurant Menu

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a warm pear with goat’s cheese, rocket, dates, walnuts, honey mustard sauce and balsamic honey glaze (V*)( V)(GF*)

has evolved over the centuries to become a world-famous delicacy. Beef tartare has always been associated with freshness, vitality and health. Served with onions, capers, mustard, raw egg yolk, spices and bread. It is best served with Le Sentier Blanc our dry white wine to subtle the flavours.

a cheese made exclusively in the Tatra mountains region of Poland, grilled, served with cranberry sauce, apple and gherkin (V)(GF*)

Pieces of marinated herring with caviar, mandarins, cranberries, complimented by a green pea salad and a Mad Dog shot (GF*)

Soft bread with garlic and fresh thyme + hot and crispy pita bread served with our house special mix of olive oil, hummus, balsamic glaze & a drop of honey (V*)( V)

The Mighty Cut. A charm to steady the warrior’s heart. Seared in cauldron flame, this cut of beef breathes strength. With mushrooms, onions, tomatoes at its side, Choose golden chips, silken mash, or crimson beetroot mash (+£1). (GF*)

Moonlit Relic. Best devoured beneath a waxing moon. A relic of moonlit kitchens, cheese cloaked in golden crust. Cranberry sweetness crowns the spell, Summoned with crisp salad and chips of light. (V)(GF*)

The Smoked Spell. Forged in ancient fires, smoked pork sings its tale. Served with chips and crisp salad, A ward against winter’s icy breath. (GF*)

The Familiar’s Feast. Whisper your will; the spell obeys. Eight ounces of conjured delight — beef crowned with sausage, Pepperoni, mushrooms, red peppers, onions, cheese, and gherkins. Bound with golden chips, a feast for chosen familiars. (GF*)

The Alpine Rune. The hearth-song of wandering souls. Shreds of potato bound by butter’s kiss, Melded with cheese, crowned with a sun-bright egg. Add meats or garden charms (+£1 each) to deepen the rune. (V)(V*)(GF*)

The Secret. Ask the tide what fish it gifts tonight. From Alsace’s valley, a tide-born secret: White fish veiled in creamy sauerkraut, Enchanted with thyme and star anise. Choose silken mash, crimson mash (+£1), or “little hooves.” (GF*)

The Herb-Whispered Cut. A blessing of the wild green spirits. Rosemary, thyme, mint, and garlic weave their spell. Lamb kissed by flame with mushrooms and peppers, Served with couscous of lemon and coriander, or mash, or chips. (GF*)

The Oracle’s Vision. A charm from Delphi’s table, said to reveal what the moon conceals. Gyros chicken, kissed with our house-blessed garlic dressing and a splash of orange sun. Served with pita bread, warm as prophecy’s fire. (V*)(V)(GF*)

The Dumpling Spell. Each dumpling a pouch of luck, sealed in steam. Soft pasta half-moons, filled with hidden fortunes — their secrets known only to ThewitchEZ this night. Add Polish sausage or crimson beetroot soup for +1 Gold Coin. (V*)(V)

The Fire & Frost Rite. The eternal dance of flame and snow in a single bite. Peruvian alchemy: chocolate and chilli entwined in forbidden union, Paired with chicken, couscous, or golden chips. Cooled by a sour cream charm, fresh coriander, and flakes of fire. (V*)(V)

The Silver Lining. A charm of resilience, kissed by the sea. From the shadows of lockdown, conjured into light: Tuna steak, seared through with peaches, oregano, onions, peppers, garlic, green beans, and a breath of white wine. Served with mash or golden chips. (GF*)

The Sky & Earth Spell. A spell that binds the heavens and the soil in mortal union. German black sausage entwined with mashed potatoes, Crowned with gherkins and grilled shallots.

The Hearth Feast. A gallop of flavour, steady as the earth’s heart. Potato dumplings, famed and beloved, Summoned with rich beef stew and crowned with gherkins.

The Green Charm. A gentler spell, sung at the forest’s edge. Potato dumplings cloaked in a pesto-cream enchantment, With spinach, sun-dried tomatoes, and olives from ancient groves. (V*)(V)

The Knight’s Charm. A charm to turn aside misfortune’s gaze. A golden shield of chicken, crisp as dawn, Laid with Parmesan snow, fresh salad at its side. With chips, mash, or crimson beetroot mash (+£1). (GF*)

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The King’s Feast. A mighty pork hock, slow-cooked in shadowy embers, kissed by Polish spices, and fried until its skin crackles like autumn firewood. Resting upon an enchanted bed of Alsace sauerkraut, guarded by golden chips. (GF*) Whisper thrice before tasting to summon fortune.

The Buttered Blade. Tender veal slices, seared in sizzling butter until golden as a witch’s coin. Served with mashed moon-clouds or charmed chips, dusted with Parmesan snow, and bound with a harvest salad. (GF*) Best consumed under the waxing moon.

Cauldron of the Alps – This spell must be conjured in advance. A bubbling brew of molten Swiss cheeses, crafted for two initiates of the circle. Dip fruits, pickled roots, and bewitched bread into its depths. (V)

With two goblets of pale Sauvignon Blanc, the ritual deepens.

The Forest Coven’s Brew. An ancient potion of pork, beef, and wild game, stewed with foraged mushrooms, twilight prunes, and a blood-red wine. Bound by tangy sauerkraut and sealed in a crust of bread, warm as a midnight hearth. Eat with care — the forest spirits watch.

The Ember Stew. A fiery Hungarian charm of peppers, tomatoes, onions, and paprika, brewed with smoky chorizo and Polish sausage. Served in a bread cauldron glowing like embers from a witch’s fire. (V)(V*) Stir counter clockwise before the first bite.

The Yuletide Charm. Golden dumplings kissed by fire, Rolled in cinnamon’s spiced attire. Crisp as winter, warm within, A sugared spell where dreams begin. Served with cream of vanilla fair, And ruby strawberries resting there. (V*)(V)

The Frozen Alchemy. From egg and cream, a charm is spun, By moonlit hand, beneath the sun. Fruit fresh plucked or cocoa deep, A potion chilled in crystal sleep. Each scoop a whisper, smooth, divine, A frozen spell in every line. (V)(GF*)

The Devil’s Delight. Dark and gooey, a molten bite, Born of shadows, cloaked in night. A whisper of whiskey, amaretto’s flame, Served with ice cream to crown its name. Eat it warm, let spirits rise, A sinful charm no soul denies. (V)

The Hearthfire Charm. Oats and sugar, crisped with care, A crumble spell beyond compare. Fruits may change, as seasons flow, But crunch and warmth forever glow. Served with custard, smooth and sweet, Or ice cream cold, the charm complete. (V*)(V)(GF*)

The Mystery Conjure. A secret kept, a riddle sweet, A changing spell for you to meet. Ask ThewitchEZ what fate has spun, Tonight’s dessert — a hidden one.