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The Joker & The Thief Menu

September 7, 2026
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The Joker & The Thief is an independent community pub at 71 Elm Row in Edinburgh. Its welcoming interior, local focus and regular events make it a place for casual drinks, food with friends and neighbourhood gatherings rather than a formal dining occasion.

Fresh pizza supplied by Edinburgh pizzeria Origano provides the pub’s main food offer. Straightforward tomato and cheese combinations sit alongside toppings built around cured meats, vegetables and stronger Italian flavours, making the pizzas easy to share with drinks or order as a complete meal.

Vegetarian choices are available, and the current selection also accommodates diners looking for vegan or gluten free pizza options. Because these requirements can involve ingredient substitutions and shared preparation, guests should confirm the available bases and toppings with the bar before ordering.

Real ale and products from local suppliers anchor the drinks selection, while quiz nights, live magic and other events give different evenings their own character. Checking the latest schedule is worthwhile when planning a visit, especially for anyone seeking a quieter table or a particular activity.

Address: 71 Elm Row, Edinburgh EH7 4AQ, Scotland

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The Joker And The Thief Menu

Pizza

All 14″ pizzas are available on a gluten-free base (£2 supplement).

Margherita
£12.95

Tomato, Mozzarella

Margherita Speciale
£14.95

Tomato, Baby Mozzarella, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil

Prosciutto
£15.25

Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto

Pepperoni
£15.25

Tomato, Mozzarella, Pepperoni

Calabrese
£17.45

Tomato, Mozzarella, Marscapone, Spicy Sausage, Nduja, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil

Napoli
£16.95

Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Anchovies, Capers, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil

Toscana
£17.45

Bechamel, Mozzarella, Fennel Salami, Spinach, Ricotta, Pecorino, Garlic

Funghi
£16.95

Tomato, Mozzarella, Mushroom, Wild Mushroom, Garlic, Truffle Oil, Parsley

Milano
£17.45

Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Fennel Salami, Pepperoni, Garlic, Parsley

Origano
£17.25

Tomato, Mozzarella, Onion, Mushroom, Red Pepper, Black Olives, Santos Tomatoes, Garlic, Parsley

Verdure – Bianca
£17.25

Bechamel, Mozzarella, Pecorino, Rosemary & Garlic Slow Roast Vegetables (Red Onion, Aubergine, Courgette, Mixed Peppers), Santos Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, Balsamic Glaze

Pompei
£17.25

Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Spicy Sausage, Chilli Flakes, Garlic, Rocket

The Fiery Prawn One
£17.65

Tomato, Mozzarella, Prawns, Garlic, Nduja, Red Onion, Red Pepper, Parsley, Lemon Wedge

Estiva
£17.45

Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Garlic, Basil, Rocket, Santos Tomatoes, Baby Mozzarella, Pesto (*Parma Ham Optional)

Valtellina
£17.65

Tomato, Mozzarella, Bresaola, Rocket, Sun-blushed Tomatoes, Green Olives, Shaved Grana Padano, Extra Virgin Olive Oil

Spinacio
£17.15

Tomato, Mozzarella, Spinach, Gorgonzola, Egg, Garlic, Grana Padano

Capricciosa
£17.15

Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto, Mushroom, Artichokes, Garlic, Capers, Anchovies, Parsley

Vesuvio
£17.65

Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Pepperoni, Nduja, Onion, Jalapenos, Chillies, Garlic, Grana Padano, Parsley

Caprino
£17.15

Tomato, Mozzarella, Goat’s Cheese, Chicken, Mixed Peppers, Garlic, Parsley

Polpette Piccanti
£17.65

Tomato, Mozzarella, Meatballs, Nduja, Garlic, Green Chilli, Santos Tomatoes, Rocket, Shaved Grana Padano

Quattro Formaggi
£15.75

Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Pecorino, Grana Padano

White Wine

Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.

Dominio de la Fuente
175ml £4 / 250ml £5.35 / Bottle £16

A crisp, aromatic white wine, showing great purity of aromas. Bright, pale straw yellow with intense, fresh notes of grass, fennel and white pepper (Organic, 12.5%)

Mozzafiato Falanghina
175ml £4.75 / 250ml £6.35 / Bottle £19

Flavours of tropical fruit and white flowers, crisp and refreshing (12.5%)

Ella’s Ridge Sauvignon Blanc
175ml £5.75 / 250ml £7.70 / Bottle £23

Gooseberry and passion fruit with a ripe guava and citrus freshness (12.5%)

King’s Stag Chardonnay
Bottle £25

Peach, orange blossom and a touch of French oak (13%)

Red Wine

Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.

Five Ravens Pino Noir
175ml £4 / 250ml £5.35 / Bottle £16

Fruit packed Pinot Noir, ripe red cherries with violet aromas (12.5%)

Claro Carmenere
175ml £4.75 / 250ml £6.35 / Bottle £19

Hint of spice with intense fruit flavours. Mixture of French and American oak giving depth of flavour (14%)

Quid Pro Quo Malbec
175ml £5.75 / 250ml £7.70 / Bottle £23

Dark, soft and juicy. Succulent black fruit with a touch of smoky spice (14%)

Rosso Puglia Appassimento
Bottle £25

Full of ripe fruit flavours like cherries, raspberries and redcurrants (14.5%)

Rosé Wine

Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.

Puglia Crescendo Rosé
175ml £4.25 / 250ml £5.70 / Bottle £17

Easy drinking rosé bursting with summer fruits (12%)

Prosecco

Prices are for 20cl Bottle and 70cl Bottle.

Prosecco Bel Canto
20cl Bottle £5 / 70cl Bottle £20

Delicate and aromatic with fine bubbles. This wine carries lots of fresh peach, pear and an elegant zest (11%)

Beer

Tennents Ice Cold
Westons Vintage Cider
Newbarns Pale Ale
Guinness
Pale Armadillo-Tempest
Joker IPA-Williams Brothers
Weihenstephaner Weissbier
Pilsner-Newbarns

Cocktails

Espresso Martini
£8.50

Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, Fresh Espresso, Sugar Syrup

Bloody Mary
£7.50

Absolut Vodka, Red Wine, Port, Tomato Juice, Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco (made to your preferred level of spice)

Dark and Stormy
£6.50

Kraken Rum, Ginger Beer, Fresh Lime

White Russian
£7.50

Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, Milk

Old Fashioned
£8.50

Woodford Reserve or Zacapa 23, Sugar Syrup, Bitters

Aperol Spritz
£8.50

Aperol, Prosecco