The Joker & The Thief is an independent community pub at 71 Elm Row in Edinburgh. Its welcoming interior, local focus and regular events make it a place for casual drinks, food with friends and neighbourhood gatherings rather than a formal dining occasion.
Fresh pizza supplied by Edinburgh pizzeria Origano provides the pub’s main food offer. Straightforward tomato and cheese combinations sit alongside toppings built around cured meats, vegetables and stronger Italian flavours, making the pizzas easy to share with drinks or order as a complete meal.
Vegetarian choices are available, and the current selection also accommodates diners looking for vegan or gluten free pizza options. Because these requirements can involve ingredient substitutions and shared preparation, guests should confirm the available bases and toppings with the bar before ordering.
Real ale and products from local suppliers anchor the drinks selection, while quiz nights, live magic and other events give different evenings their own character. Checking the latest schedule is worthwhile when planning a visit, especially for anyone seeking a quieter table or a particular activity.
Address: 71 Elm Row, Edinburgh EH7 4AQ, Scotland
The Joker And The Thief Menu
Pizza
All 14″ pizzas are available on a gluten-free base (£2 supplement).
Margherita
Tomato, Mozzarella
Margherita Speciale
Tomato, Baby Mozzarella, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
Prosciutto
Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto
Pepperoni
Tomato, Mozzarella, Pepperoni
Calabrese
Tomato, Mozzarella, Marscapone, Spicy Sausage, Nduja, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
Napoli
Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Anchovies, Capers, Garlic, Santos Tomatoes, Basil
Toscana
Bechamel, Mozzarella, Fennel Salami, Spinach, Ricotta, Pecorino, Garlic
Funghi
Tomato, Mozzarella, Mushroom, Wild Mushroom, Garlic, Truffle Oil, Parsley
Milano
Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Fennel Salami, Pepperoni, Garlic, Parsley
Origano
Tomato, Mozzarella, Onion, Mushroom, Red Pepper, Black Olives, Santos Tomatoes, Garlic, Parsley
Verdure – Bianca
Bechamel, Mozzarella, Pecorino, Rosemary & Garlic Slow Roast Vegetables (Red Onion, Aubergine, Courgette, Mixed Peppers), Santos Tomatoes, Fresh Basil, Balsamic Glaze
Pompei
Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Spicy Sausage, Chilli Flakes, Garlic, Rocket
The Fiery Prawn One
Tomato, Mozzarella, Prawns, Garlic, Nduja, Red Onion, Red Pepper, Parsley, Lemon Wedge
Estiva
Tomato, Mozzarella, Black Olives, Garlic, Basil, Rocket, Santos Tomatoes, Baby Mozzarella, Pesto (*Parma Ham Optional)
Valtellina
Tomato, Mozzarella, Bresaola, Rocket, Sun-blushed Tomatoes, Green Olives, Shaved Grana Padano, Extra Virgin Olive Oil
Spinacio
Tomato, Mozzarella, Spinach, Gorgonzola, Egg, Garlic, Grana Padano
Capricciosa
Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto Cotto, Mushroom, Artichokes, Garlic, Capers, Anchovies, Parsley
Vesuvio
Tomato, Mozzarella, Diced Pancetta, Pepperoni, Nduja, Onion, Jalapenos, Chillies, Garlic, Grana Padano, Parsley
Caprino
Tomato, Mozzarella, Goat’s Cheese, Chicken, Mixed Peppers, Garlic, Parsley
Polpette Piccanti
Tomato, Mozzarella, Meatballs, Nduja, Garlic, Green Chilli, Santos Tomatoes, Rocket, Shaved Grana Padano
Quattro Formaggi
Tomato, Mozzarella, Gorgonzola, Pecorino, Grana Padano
White Wine
Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.
Dominio de la Fuente
A crisp, aromatic white wine, showing great purity of aromas. Bright, pale straw yellow with intense, fresh notes of grass, fennel and white pepper (Organic, 12.5%)
Mozzafiato Falanghina
Flavours of tropical fruit and white flowers, crisp and refreshing (12.5%)
Ella’s Ridge Sauvignon Blanc
Gooseberry and passion fruit with a ripe guava and citrus freshness (12.5%)
King’s Stag Chardonnay
Peach, orange blossom and a touch of French oak (13%)
Red Wine
Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.
Five Ravens Pino Noir
Fruit packed Pinot Noir, ripe red cherries with violet aromas (12.5%)
Claro Carmenere
Hint of spice with intense fruit flavours. Mixture of French and American oak giving depth of flavour (14%)
Quid Pro Quo Malbec
Dark, soft and juicy. Succulent black fruit with a touch of smoky spice (14%)
Rosso Puglia Appassimento
Full of ripe fruit flavours like cherries, raspberries and redcurrants (14.5%)
Rosé Wine
Prices are for 175ml, 250ml, and Bottle.
Puglia Crescendo Rosé
Easy drinking rosé bursting with summer fruits (12%)
Prosecco
Prices are for 20cl Bottle and 70cl Bottle.
Prosecco Bel Canto
Delicate and aromatic with fine bubbles. This wine carries lots of fresh peach, pear and an elegant zest (11%)
Beer
Tennents Ice Cold
Westons Vintage Cider
Newbarns Pale Ale
Guinness
Pale Armadillo-Tempest
Joker IPA-Williams Brothers
Weihenstephaner Weissbier
Pilsner-Newbarns
Cocktails
Espresso Martini
Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, Fresh Espresso, Sugar Syrup
Bloody Mary
Absolut Vodka, Red Wine, Port, Tomato Juice, Worcestershire Sauce, Tabasco (made to your preferred level of spice)
Dark and Stormy
Kraken Rum, Ginger Beer, Fresh Lime
White Russian
Absolut Vodka, Kahlua, Milk
Old Fashioned
Woodford Reserve or Zacapa 23, Sugar Syrup, Bitters
Aperol Spritz
Aperol, Prosecco